Caius Kelly

Aliases: CK, Punani Magnet, Ryan Reynolds, Chop King, Blayn’s older brother, Tyson’s Younger brother. Occupation: Head of logistics and baggage management at Qantas Airways and good friends with Richard Branson. Hobbies: Lasagne Toppers, Chicken cheese dongs, West Coast eagles fan club, his bucket of puss Toyota Camry and male facial grooming. Dislikes: Turnovers, Jadon Gielingh lisp,…

Ryan Edmunds (updated)

Aliases: Elmo, Tip, tippy, tip rat, croat Likes: Peroni in cans, helmets, screw kicks, Molotov cocktails, sweaty upper lips Dislikes: Long sleeves, hair product Bio: After starting 2014 saying he was not going to play, the tip played in almost all of SNESA’s League wins in 2014. his is no coincidence as he just picks…

Dan Williams

Name: Dan Williams Aliases: Danny Will, Tom Waterhouse, Sniffles, The Poonslayer, Bunga Occupation: Truck Juggler Likes: The Dockers, fixed odds, Hawaiian pizzas, his fully-sick ‘96 Honda Accord Dislikes: Hard ball gets, Sportsbet, tans, Milky backing a dog Dan’s already on Bio: Commonly mistaken for Tom Waterhouse due to their uncanny likeness and bulging wallets, Dan…

Jadon Gielingh

Name: Jadon Gielingh Aliases: Jado, Jady, Giels, Hairstyle, Nice shirt mate Likes: John Saffran Bio: You know Jadon as the towering, muscle bound ruckman of Snesa’s league team. His dedication to the team is legendary, never having missed a single training session or scratch match in his long playing career. In spite of all this…

Ben Harris

Name: Ben Harris Aliases: Benny, Harro, Skinner, Stroker, Smooth skin Ben, Biceps, Triceps, Delts, Pecs Likes: Ben Harris Favourite Quotes: “Yes Ben” Bio: After famously getting 3 hammy rub-downs while SNESA Waterboy, Harro continues to surprise in 2012. Bagging over 300 goals for SNESA in 3 seasons, Ben hit the ground running when he arrived…

Matthew Brown

Name: Matthew Brown Aliases: Browny, Biff, Brown dog Dislikes: Working Likes:When Ginbey does all the work Bio: Does a player make a better coach or a coach make a better player? It is an interesting concept; however there is always an outlier or an exception to the rule – and that is Browny. In fact…

Anthony Lo Presti

Name: Anthony Lo Presti Age: 27 Height: 4ft Fu*k All Aliases: Ant, Dragon Slayer, Anfernee, Monk, Depressed-e, Tip Rat Resides at: Mums Teet Likes: Getting a call up, Snagging a goal, Slaying Dragons Dislikes: Movies that aren’t a “Cinematic Masterpiece”, Girls that are a challenge Bio: Ant could easily be likened to the world most…

Andrew Farina

Name: Andrew Farina Aliases: The Birdman, Faz Occupation: Mining Bogan Likes: Utes, Jet Ski’s, Motorcross, Quad Bikes, Lancelin, Women over 45, The Cagnanas and pretty much every other attached girl in the universe, blowing his whole pay on drinking piss on his week off. Dislikes: Doors, Sleep, having to provide own dinner Bio: It is…

Corey O’Connor

Name: Corey O’Connor Aliases: Jenny Craig, Slim Fast, Delaney, Chino Likes: Protein Powder, Gym, Gym Mirror, Hair Gel, Hair dye, Local Aborigines Dislikes: Girls his age Bio: Corey joined SNESA in 2010 as an overweight, slow, ugly looking peanut who sat on the reserves bench. He was known amongst his hometown Eaton friends as jiggles…

Ryan McCullough

Name: Ryan McCullough Aliases: Macca, MacAttack, Big Deal, Raph Clarke, Babe Ruth Likes: Running fast, Mac & Cheese, Talking up his lacklustre football and baseball abilities Dislikes: Snapping the banjo, Ryan Edmunds, Bringing good food on road-trips Achievements: Brought the Webby’s down to SNESA. Bio: Ryan joined SNESA in 2010, after his life partner Aaron…