Name: Ben Magry
Aliases: Mags, Magavry, Maggy, Goo, Maggy-goo-goo, Beno, Noey, Noah, Bert Magry
Born: India
Age: 21
Occupation: Chippy mate
Enjoys: Working
Bio: Born with a hammer in hand inside a port-a-loo outside a job site in Mumbai – Benjamin Magry moved to Perth in 1994 to follow his dream of AFL and to get more than 45 grams of rice per hour. He first started playing for SNESA in 2009, and was a model footballer – He had a girlfriend, a good job and rarely drank (in keeping with his religious Hindu beliefs.)
Unfortunately, while at SNESA, he picked up a few bad vices; his biggest one being his choice in women.
Despite being a good looking lad, and armed with nothing but his toolbelt, Magry continues to go out and slay the baddest and biggest dragons in the land on a Saturday night.
None of these poor off-field performances seem to affect his performance on the field though. Through hard work and an exceptionally annoying amount of talk at training, Magry has moulded himself into a high-vis, high-chirp and ever-consistent footballer, and is an asset to the Saints.
Did you know? 1. Magry has an unblemished record – as of Round 8, the reserves have won every game that Magry has played in.
2. Magry is an experienced whale harpooner.