Name: Brendan Colkers Lizard
Age: 24
Origin: “I was born in a seaplane somewhere over Eurasia”
Fav foods: Fried chicken, grape soda, watermelon
Enjoys: Tim-o-matic, Dancing with his eyes closed, hot family BBQ’s
Bio: When Brendan has free time between hot family commitments he tries to fit in a game of footy. He is best known for his selling of candy and silky smooth skills. A consistent contributor most weeks, his trademark thumping end over end backline clearance kicks and dominant high-flying awkward-landing defensive spoils have made him an invaluable asset to the reserves. No matter how many goals his direct opponent bags he seems to do just enough to get his magnet back on Brownie’s board week after week. Brendan loves a leap and has taken the occasional Nelly in his time. These flashes of brilliance have started to bring the crowds back to C-3 amateur footy. Most Saturday nights you will find him at the Six Star bar nursing another soft tissue injury and exaggerating the story behind it.