Name: Terry Wog Dog Wallace
Age: 23
Hometown: Mafia money laundering factory at an undisclosed location (presumed to be in the hills of Sicily)
Likes: Cup-caking pommy girlfriend, losing golf balls in bushes on-course
Foods: Massive bowls of pasta with a whole loaf of garlic bread on the side finished off with half a tub of ice-cream.
Bio: Terry began his SNESA career back in 2009, after being brought down by Stevie crack pipe, playing a few games mid-year before becoming a regular league performer the following year. Height at this football club has always been hard to find which would most likely be the only reason this kid got a game.
Though he may be a lazy scumbag during the week and manufacture any excuse not to attend training, he still manages to run out a full game of football in the ruck (most likely due to the 2kg of pasta consumed for dinner the previous night). His ability to control the centre, read the play and cut of opposition kick-ins has helped him receive many votes over the past few years. He is also well known on the field for his amazing kicking technique – this awkward manoeuvre never fails to send the ball to an altitude higher than the length it travels along the ground, setting his team mate up for a well-placed opposition knee to the back of the head.
He has finally admitted to being lazy and overweight which has lead him to begin a planned diet to lose a few of those extra kg’s. If he combines this with some extra dedication to attend training he may become a major threat to the opposition in 2012.