Name: Andrew Farina
Aliases: The Birdman, Faz
Occupation: Mining Bogan
Likes: Utes, Jet Ski’s, Motorcross, Quad Bikes, Lancelin, Women over 45, The Cagnanas and pretty much every other attached girl in the universe, blowing his whole pay on drinking piss on his week off.
Dislikes: Doors, Sleep, having to provide own dinner
Bio: It is no surprise that the Saints are flying in 2012 with the recruitment of 2006 WAFL Colts Team of the Year Player Andrew Farina. Although selected in this prestigious group over 5 years ago, Andrew still proudly displays the trophy on the mantle at his parents house. On multiple occasions, Farina’s old man has put the trophy away, correctly believing that the trophy has run its course and has clearly outstayed it’s welcome. Andrew relentlessly returns the trophy to the mantle however as soon as he gets home.
The Birdman finds the pill so easily on the field and “Wowee when he extends the dukes Brizar” they are vice-like. He doesn’t mind letting everyone know how good his football skills are either.
Colts team of the year was a big honour for Andrew, particularly following specialist advice that “you will never have the same dukes again” after tragically losing the top of his middle finger in an incident with a door. This accident proved a blessing in disguise, as his luck with the ladies really turned around. Surgeons have turned his finger into one of the most pleasurable things in the world for women, and was in turn dubbed “the pleasurenator”. Andrew also seems to be stuck in Year 10 as he continues to chalk up dance floor pashes and fanny grabs yet never really seams to close the deal or do anything of note. He did make a girl climax 4 times once though with his tongue…
Despite having this Pleasurable asset at his disposal, there are deep concerns throughout the SNESA Community that the Birdman may be trapped well and truly within the confines of the dreaded friend-zone. Un-blessed with vibrant red hair, he relies on his personality and horse shoe arms to get him over the line. Although that line may not be getting much closer, at least those ridiculously sized triceps are coming in handy as the Birdman is really starting to rack up the footy for the Saints, and despite only playing 1 in 2, he would possibly be leading the stats when it comes to marks.