Corey O’Connor

Name: Corey O’Connor

Aliases: Jenny Craig, Slim Fast, Delaney, Chino

Likes: Protein Powder, Gym, Gym Mirror, Hair Gel, Hair dye, Local Aborigines
Dislikes: Girls his age

Bio: Corey joined SNESA in 2010 as an overweight, slow, ugly looking peanut who sat on the reserves bench. He was known amongst his hometown Eaton friends as jiggles and mud-guts. Jiggles came about for having a decent set of man boobs that used to wobble about on the sporting field. His smoking hot sister Nadine let him borrow her C cup sports bra on the weekends to stop his man boobs jiggling around. A majority of Corey’s fat arse was from smoking too many bongs with his Eaton mates and going too hard on the food after.

Years of embarrassment and ridicule had passed and Corey decided it was finally time to join Snap Fitness in Victoria Park to sort his life out. After 12 months of hard work and dedication, Corey is now strolling around as an 80kg male model and regularly gets a game in the league midfield. His good looks have also lead him to increase his off field stats with the local cougars at his favourite Northbridge watering hole The Elephant and Wheelbarrow. Another of Corey’s off field accomplishments was a tart he took home last month who managed to leave a nasty surprise on his bedroom floor for him to see the next morning. Corey has photographic evidence of this incident on his iPhone, and also plenty of nude mirror shots of his new body to send to the 40 year old glamour girls of Northies. Feel free to contact Corey for either of the photos (do so at own risk).

Despite Chino’s impressive transformation, there is no-one at footy or probably anywhere that sees him as a role model. His improvement on the footy field over the last 2 years has been huge, matched only by Luke Rees. Both of these players can now almost kick. Corey is looking at taking Kyle Mitsopoulos under his wing for the next SNESA slim down.

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