Name: Brendan Colkers Lizard Age: 24 Origin: “I was born in a seaplane somewhere over Eurasia” Fav foods: Fried chicken, grape soda, watermelon Enjoys: Tim-o-matic, Dancing with his eyes closed, hot family BBQ’s Bio: When Brendan has free time between hot family commitments he tries to fit in a game of footy. He is best …
Name: Ryan Edmunds Elmo Age: 25 Games: 97 Origin: Croatian Jew Enjoys: Lighting flares, molotovs Bio: Elmo has made the ultimate sacrifice for the football club – he is now unable to cognitively function above a year 4 level, and wears a helmet to reduce the risk of further damage. Often seen trying to put …
Name: Daniel Bull Bully Age: 30 Games: 76 Weight: lol Hobbies: Eaties pies etc. Bio: Daniel joined SNESA in 2007, and after a strong first year started a 3-year stint as President in 2008. Despite his doughy physique, he has a massive engine and is strong overhead. Disposal is OK, kicking the ball annoyingly high …
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