Name: Jadon Gielingh
Aliases: Jado, Jady, Giels, Hairstyle, Nice shirt mate
Likes: John Saffran
Bio: You know Jadon as the towering, muscle bound ruckman of Snesa’s league team. His dedication to the team is legendary, never having missed a single training session or scratch match in his long playing career. In spite of all this Jadon has still made some truly terrible life choices. Undertaking a totally worthless university degree, wasting money on fish and shit, his choices in fashion/haircuts leave nothing to be desired – not that you could tell just from talking to this well-adjusted individual. Jadon has a weakness for asics shoes and spends all of his hard earned girlfriend’s cash on them.
If you do have an opportunity to talk to him beware of his rasping lisp that has haunted him since his first word. Yet despite this horrible lisp which renders nearly everything he says as indecipherable, Jadon has developed into a level headed and emotionally mature young man. Because of this maturity, Jadon knows that real men cry, which is why he has never missed an opportunity to do so. Jadon has never shied away from a tantrum or shedding a tear – a misuse of the spa, a rude word, even a glass of spilled milk, Jadon is an expert in turning on the waterworks.
All gayness aside, Jadon has had a stellar start to season 2013, many believing the Big Boy has himself in early contention for the prestigious Kevin Kelly Medal. Time will tell…