Name: Suman Das
Aliases: The Black Blur, Dassy Rascal, D-A-Dollar Sign, Sniper, Bollywood Bad-Boy
Age: 27
Fav foods: white rice
Favourite Music: Gladys Knight and the Pips, Rick James, Wu-Tang Clan
Enjoys: Grill workouts including sit-ups and leg raises, Picking up honey’s at the E-V-E, Blazing up, Sweet Bean
Bio: Suman came down to SNESA about 2 seasons ago and made an immediate impact for Browny’s reserves side.
His run and dash off the halfback line made him a very damaging player – white people often stood no chance.
Da$$y had a stellar finals series in 2011, his filthy tactics drew resentment & pain from opposition, and admiration from his teammates. Unfortunately, one black man couldn’t carry a whole side.
Even though Da$ has footy on Saturdays, he cannot resist the lure of the E-V-E on a Friday night. He often tends to bark at white girls to get their attention. Other times, he tricks them into touching his ‘grill’. “Throw some steak on that shit”.
He always prays before entering the temple. Das what’s up. Not everything flows so easily for Dassy though. For example, his mum doesn’t let him bring girls home. And even if she did, they wouldn’t be sticking around long once they see his single bed. Das right, no double or queen bed allowed for Dassy.
Da$$y’s main love is mango, and he is currently dining on the local cuisine of South America. Bound to be back bigger and stronger, 2013 will herald the return of the Das.